AISubs v3.7
Good evening!
Everyone, do you feel pollen on your skin?
Hello, I'm Fuwarinko and Kuroda Fuwa!
Yay!
Yes!
So, before we start,
I was looking at the YNN channel and the chat with you,
and we had a peaceful and smiling conversation,
and I was looking at you with a smile on my face!
Yes, everyone, pollen is amazing!
You can fly pollen with enthusiasm!
I'm not a pollen lover, but I'm the type of person who runs away from pollen.
Yes, so...
The game I'm going to play today is...
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!
Yay!
I can finally play it!
I've been waiting for this!
This is the game I've been waiting for the most on this channel!
Yes.
And...
The title "self-proclaimed professional gamer" is also...
How do you say it?
Once again...
How do you say it?
It's not an unofficial title, but it's an unofficial title.
Today is the day to be called a professional gamer.
Yes.
What am I saying?
Yes.
So...
Are you a participant?
I'm not a participant.
If you think I'm participating right away, you're wrong.
I'm participating where I should be responding calmly.
I'm participating where I shouldn't be responding calmly.
Yes.
That's right.
Everyone, is it okay for me to start already?
Yes.
Then, I'd like to start.
Put on the headphones.
Oh, it's on!
Isn't it good?
I'm a pro gamer.
I like Mario Kart or Mario Kart.
Ah, I see.
Both are good, right?
But I'm going to throw the controller.
But I'm going to borrow it.
So I won't break it.
I'm going to treat it with care.
This time...
I'm not going to play in Japan.
I'm going to play against anyone in the world.
In Japan, there are a lot of mean people.
But in the world...
I think I'm still kind.
So...
I'm going to play against anyone in the world.
Start!
Oh, the rate is still 1000.
Then, I'm going to start the race.
I'm going to start.
It's coming!
What should I do?
I can use Catherine.
Wow!
But I often use Yoshi.
So I'm going to use Yoshi today.
What color is good?
It's green, right?
I'm going to use green Yoshi.
And...
There's a Hana-chan buggy, right?
But I'm more of a motorcycle fan, so...
Huh?
No, no, no, no, 10 seconds, 10 seconds, 10 seconds...
Oh no...
It's not a super comet...
No way, no way, no way...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
No...
Huh?!
Wait a minute...
Huh?!
There's no Yoshi's Yoshi bike?
Huh?!
I always use Yoshi's bike!
No way!
There wasn't a Yoshi's bike!
Wait...
Huh?!
That's weird...
Um...
Maybe I haven't seen it yet, so...
This time, I'm going to use Maha-something...
I've had this since Wii's Mario Kart or something...
But I want to try it...
With Fuwa...
Yes...
I'm going to show you the true power of Japan...
Yes...
I always use Sanpei...
San...pei...
What do you do here?
Yes...
Yes! See?
I'm going to do it properly and seriously...
At first...
I should...
I should get the coins, but...
Um...
Oh no...
Calm down...
Calm down and proceed...
Let's go...
Yes...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
I'm going to get two coins, right?
Yes...
When you get first place, you get coins and green cola...
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
Stop it!
No, no, no, no...
Hey!
Hey, hey...
Munehiro!
Hey!
Munehiro!
Why?!
But...
Well, well, well...
That's how it is for the first round...
Saying things like that...
Oh no...
I'm getting irritated from the beginning...
Oh no...
I'm glad it's over...
Oh no, I started it...
Okay... Okay, I'm going to cut this part out...
I can't see anything...
I might be a listener... I'm sorry, I'm a listener...
But... I'm a little... I'm angry because I'm angry...
Nice!
No, this ba... banana...
Don't hit the banana!
But it's okay, it's okay... I'll do my best...
Okay, okay... I'm going to cut this part out...
Oh, nice!
This... Can you not hit me with this?
It's dangerous, it's dangerous...
It's dangerous...
I don't know much about shortcuts...
But... I don't know much about shortcuts...
It's difficult and I don't use shortcuts...
Shortcuts...
You know...
You know... Let's really stop...
I don't think I can get anything good even if I do things like this...
Oh no, oh no! One more lap!
But... I'll do my best...
Look, look, look...
Coins are important, I'm telling you...
But I only have zero...
I have to cut this...
It's a star festival!
I can't, I can't... Wait, really...
Don't hit me... Please...
Good, good...
I hope I can finish this within the third lap...
If I finish it within the third lap, it's still a good result...
Yes, I can still do it, I can still do it...
Don't you think it's really bad manners to put bananas here?
Wait... I can do it, I can do it...
I can do it, I can do it... I can do it for sure!
Yes, here... Yes, I'm going to throw the red cola...
Yes, I'm going to do it here...
Yes, here... No, no... No way!
Hey! You guys!
No way...
What?
But I did better than half of it!
Well, well, well...
For the first try...
Let me...
Let me make an excuse.
Well...
The kart...
The kart wasn't decided yet...
Yes...
The kart is...
You know...
Don't you have a yoshi bike?
No, we don't...
Then, let's go with Hana-chan's buggy.
Next, Hana-chan's buggy...
Let's go...
Wow...
Kami7...
That's right.
Well...
For the first try...
This is really...
Well...
It's an item game, so...
If I say it...
But...
That's good, but...
Damn it...
I'm frustrated...
Wow...
What am I doing?
What...
What am I doing?
Yes...
Let's go!
Yes!
Pressing here...
It's about...
The beginning of second place.
But I really...
I didn't do anything about cars...
I really...
I don't know if I can do it...
The bike...
Yoshi bike is for me...
Well...
It was a must-item for me...
I don't know if I can do it well...
But...
Well, well...
No excuses...
In the end...
I hope I can do it well...
Damn it...
Calmly...
People who can do it while talking...
Don't you think it's amazing?
Here...
Yes...
Nice!
Did I do it well?
It doesn't matter...
Calmly...
And here...
Jump!
Oh no, I'm a little late!
Watch out! Don't do that!
I think I'm punished for doing that.
Ah, this... Does it have an assist?
Eh? You know...
I don't think it's good, like this...
Like a fire or something like that...
I don't think it's good...
Yes!
It's good, it's good, it's good!
It's like this! Yes...
I want to be in the top 3 or less, so...
Eh?
Really... I can't read the timing or anything like that...
You know...
Somehow...
I can't read or anything like that...
So, well...
With my intuition...
Even so, I'll still be in first place, right?
"Assist"? What does that mean?
The middle cola is here.
Yes!
You know...
Come on!
Hey!
Seriously!
Can you not make fun of me like that?
It's fine, right?
Eh? What is this?
This cola.
I don't know what it is.
Why am I in 8th place?
Why am I in 8th place?!
No way!
It's fine, it's fine.
But...
This...
Buggy...
Kana-chan's buggy...
Is it too easy to use?
Even though it's popular.
I can do it, I can do it. I'm still in 5th place.
I can do it, I can do it.
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
Yes!
Yes! I'm in 2nd place!
I can do it!
This is good.
Yes! Here!
Please! Please! Please!
No! No! No!
Yes! Nice! Nice!
3rd! 3rd! 3rd! 3rd!
This is good! This is good! This is good!
No!
4th! 4th!
Yes! OK!
No! No! I don't want to get off here!
Please!
Oh, 4th!
Well, well, well, well, but...
I'm sweating a lot!
Maybe I was moisturized with sweat...
But, it's good, everyone!
4th! I got 4th!
Isn't it good?
But, you know, I have an assist here, so I'll remove it.
Next, I'll ride a motorcycle!
I hate all courses...
Kinopio Highway...
But, before that...
I'll change my clothes...
Hmm... Let's see... Super Comet... Which one is better?
Let's try this one.
Oh no! I forgot to turn off the assist!
Oh...
Ouch!
But at the beginning of the race, it's fine if you stop once.
It's a start and you'll be late if you stop once.
But you can start again if you stop there.
Ah, KINOPIA...
KINOPIA...
I see.
KINOPIA HIVE.
But among these three, which one is better?
Ah, fourth place.
Fourth place? Are you kidding me?
Someone is coming for me.
Please don't come for me.
I'll press "plus" once.
Let's see...
Assist...
No, no, no...
Yes! It's off!
Yes! Well, it's 12 o'clock! It's totally fine!
It's totally fine!
I haven't been damaged at all.
Okay, okay.
It's not like this.
It's different.
I was happy when I got first place.
Can you see me? I'm wearing an assist.
It's good.
It's a good start.
It's good.
Oh! It's fast!
Oh...
FUMA!
I met you again!
I met you again, FUMA!
I met you, FUMA!
Hello!
Yes.
It's important to get coins, too.
Coins are important.
Okay.
I'll get them here...
and here...
What? I'm already in fourth place!
Isn't it amazing?
I got two.
I want to ride this!
But I have ten of them, so I think I can go fast enough.
Oh no! Oh no! Stop it!
Well, it's not okay, but I can do it!
It's not the early stage yet.
It's the third lap! It's the third lap!
It's the third lap, so it's a little bad, but...
Well, well, well, I'll do my best.
Huh? Really?
I don't like it because it ends up like this.
It flew away a lot, but is it okay?
Go, go, go, go!
Yes, good! Yes, yes!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
I can't give you a bitter taste.
Yes, it's good! Isn't it good?
I'll use it here...
Huh?! Wait a minute!
Everyone! Wait! Someone used the blue cola earlier!
Huh?! Huh?! Huh?! Oh no! Oh no!
Yes! Finally!
Did you see that? Did you see that?!
Did you see that?!
Alright!
Wow, this is good!
Nice! This is nice!
Because it's only 12 starts!
Isn't it amazing?!
I've never done a Singaporean splash before...
I want to change the tires and parasol...
What would be good?
The roller was good, wasn't it?
Well...
I want to change the sailplane...
I really don't like nature road...
Singaporean splash...
I've never done it before!
Oh! Puma!
Are you disappointed?!
That's what I thought during the race just now!
Wow! Nice first place!
Thank you, Tomo-san!
I'm happy!
Well...
But I don't want to get carried away...
I want to do my best and stay in first place...
But I want to at least be in third or fifth place...
In every race...
But...
What? It's a smooth twister...
Well...
I'll do my best!
Yes! Here! Here!
Now is the right timing... Yes!
Eh? Why do I have to push it?
Yes! It's important to get coins!
Let's get coins together!
To be honest, even if you are 12th place until the second week, you can still play this game.
To be honest, even if you are 7th place until the second half of the third week, you can still play this game.
I can't concentrate.
I can't get out of it.
I can't get it.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Ten coins! See, I got ten coins in the first half!
Because if you get coins... if you get coins 0 and 10, you can't accelerate.
So I recommend you to get coins and run.
And if you can't do it, you can't do it at all.
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
Well, well...
I only have coins.
Yes!
I'm sorry, chicken!
Oh no! Here...
Don't you want to go down?
It's better to go down after you push it away.
I can't do it.
Oh, here...
I can do it, I can do it. I'm only 2nd place.
No, I'm only 3rd place.
I'm only 3rd place, so it's okay. It's okay at all.
If you are 7th place up to now, you can be 1st place at all.
If you are giving up...
This is bad.
Take this banana.
Acceleration is important, even if it is small.
Good, good, you are doing good!
Isn't this flow good?
I hope this doesn't come.
Everyone, this will come!
Wait a minute!
I did it!
Everyone, now it has been proven that my ability is not a lie!
Wow, I'm so happy that I'm going crazy.
Look, second place is "shy guy". "Shy guy". Sorry, "shy guy".
I did it!
Everyone, please cut this out and post it somewhere on TikTok.
I hate these three posts anywhere, so I'd like to leave it to you.
That's nice.
"shy guy", thank you.
Will something happen to "foo" as well?
(I'm trying to figure out what's going on)
(but I can't figure it out)
(I'm trying to figure it out)
Ah, it didn't work.
Sorry, sorry.
Well, this is really...
intense.
You know, when you can see the goal and you're in first place, it makes you so happy.
What's next?
Eh?
Ah, eh? What's this place?
New York Dream. Have I played it before?
Oh, it's free of charge.
It's not free of charge.
It might be my first time. I'll do my best. It's my first course.
Oh, there's a lot of Donkey Kong.
There's also something like Famicom.
San...
Eh? It's like "Universe's Way Home".
Sliding is the best way.
Even if you bump into something, it doesn't matter.
Ah, I might have played it before.
It's not my first time.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Eh? That's...
But you know...
I'm not good at saying things I don't know.
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine, we're having a good conversation, aren't we?
Ah, I think I've been there before, but...
It's quite far away... It's quite far away, isn't it?
It's a little...
Look straight ahead!
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
I can't see it. I can't see it.
I really...
I really can't see it.
This feeling...
But...
It looks like it, doesn't it?
Doesn't it?
Watch out! Watch out!
Which one is it?
Oh, it's a red carpet! Thank you!
Thank you very much! You can wear it whenever you like. You can wear it for two years.
Look! Look!
Thank you very much!
I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you.
I feel sorry for you... Oh, it's fine! Thank you very much!
I feel sorry for you!
I'm happy!
Isn't it amazing?
I knew it... I knew it... This year has been a blessing for me. I think it's a blessing for me too.
This year's fortune was a blessing for me, and I can win a Mario Kart!
Fortune-telling... Fortune-telling and all that... Oh, but... Riverside Park... Isn't it Coconut Mall?
It's nuts mall, isn't it?
Fuwa's favorite, but...
It's Wii's nuts mall.
I want to go there.
I went to nuts mall.
They are all elementary school students.
I told you!
What?
I am strong because I am an elementary school student.
What is this?
There are adults, too.
Fuma, you can do it!
Fuma?
No, no, no.
Fuma is doing it.
Fuma is there, too.
Please support me.
I am doing it.
Fuma's stream has become Fuma's stream.
Properly.
Oh!
Is it around here?
This is my first course.
I don't know about first place, but I will do my best.
Items...
Heyho!
I kept bumping into you, but you didn't get any items, did you?
That's how it is.
That's how human beings are born.
Let's go there.
Oh! It's cute!
What is this?
There are only coins up there.
This pack is cute.
Properly.
It's fine. It's not bad at all.
This banana is scary.
It's really scary!
The evil banana!
It's really scary!
It's scary!
Can you throw it faster?
That's what I'm aiming for.
I can't do it at all.
Thank you for hitting me.
I got an item.
I can do it! I can do it!
That was close! I thought I was going to get hit!
Nice!
It's important to think positively.
Like this...
Even if you get hit...
Because of that...
You can get items like this.
No, I don't have that.
Second place!
How many cc is this?
It feels good.
Oh no!
I don't know yet.
The blue cola hasn't arrived yet.
I can do it, I can do it.
Eh, I have to kill one mushroom here?
Oh no, I messed up.
Wait, this doesn't mean we have people of the same race, does it?
"Don't lose, Fuuma" Well, you can't cheer for Fuuma.
Fuuma is 6th place.
Wait, 4 years? Isn't that amazing?
I'm nervous.
I'm sorry.
DK Snowboard Cross.
I miss it!
Edmure loves DK Snowboard Cross.
I'll send you something.
"Shy Guy", I'm frustrated.
Sorry, Shy Guy.
I miss those who played "b".
"Foo", you're in 6th place?
I'm rooting for you.
2/3 of this channel supports "Foo", right?
Please support "Foo", everyone.
"Fart" is also...
No, it's not!
You're all wrong!
You're wrong!
You're all wrong!
You're wrong!
Please support "Foo"!
You're wrong!
It doesn't make sense that "Foo" is defeated.
Oh! It's DK Snowboard Cross.
"Foo" is gone.
I knew it.
I knew it's not right.
You shouldn't give up.
I'll go.
I've played "b" several times, but it's my first time playing "switch".
I miss it!
It's like "boom", right?
I miss it!
Exterior
What's this?
Exterior
It's very "exterior", isn't it?
It's amazing!
It's like "d".
It's too much for me.
Oh no, oh no.
Oh no, oh no, it was like this.
Okay.
Hey.
I fell here every time.
I'm small.
Look, there are people who fall like me.
It's difficult, isn't it?
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh no.
It was like this.
If you touch me, you'll get burned.
Even if you get too close.
I know you want to get closer.
Oh, Shy Guy is in first place.
I'll defeat Shy Guy.
Shy Guy, wait for me!
Don't think you can beat me!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
It's Teresa, right?
Teresa.
It's okay, it's okay, I can do it, I can do it, I can do it.
Eh, I have no coins.
It's a little...
difficult.
It's a little difficult.
This is...
This is difficult.
This is difficult, this is difficult.
Shy Guy.
Wait for me.
Get it properly.
Oh no, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling.
I'm not falling, it's okay.
But I still haven't defeated it yet, right?
Eh, what's going on?
That was close!
That surprised me!
Wait...
There are quite a lot of mean people here.
Oh, Mushroom 3 came out.
I'm grateful that I'm in second place.
I really don't like this star getting closer and closer.
Really, stop it!
OK!
Shy Guy! Wait for me!
I'll go to you now!
Oh no! Why is Killer coming here?
That's weird!
No, no...
I can't hear you!
This is bad! This is really bad!
Kamikai!
This is bad! This is really bad!
No, no... I don't want you to feel sorry for Shy Guy!
You don't have to support Shy Guy, everyone!
This is really...
I see...
Well, I'm first place, so I'll take a picture of this.
I'm in the final round.
Wow! I'm so happy!
Shy Guy fell into the blue shell, so I think Shy Guy was very frustrated.
I like sunshine airports, so...
I'll use sunshine airports.
There was something like "DS" or "Famicom" or something like that...
But I'm really bad at places like "ghosts' room" and...
It's impossible to go through dark paths.
It's difficult.
That was close.
2nd place? No, it's not.
It's not.
Oh! Wow, I'm not good at flat rocks.
Really?
But I'm in 1st place, so I'll get 1st place.
Wow, I'm not good at this.
Like Yoshi Circuit.
3...
Let's go!
That's good.
You and me, one on one.
Alright!
If you get too close, it's no good.
Even if you do that, it's no good.
It's important to get the acceleration right.
OK!
Cola!
Yes, now I'm invincible.
Wow, the cola.
OK!
I didn't get it.
Is it OK if I go through here?
But I always slow down here!
I always do!
This is bad!
OK!
I'll get 2 here!
Yes!
OK!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I did it without thinking!
That thing...
That thing that looks like a mine...
I hurt a shy guy.
I'm sorry!
I guess a shy guy is not good at this.
5th place.
I'm in good shape.
But that person...
That person was holding this, right?
I'm scared.
OK!
Here...
It's important, it's important.
Stop it...
I threw it.
This is the worst.
What?
I'm not good at going like this.
Okay, okay, I'm good at it.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
The curve is tough.
It's a disaster!
So you can't do it like that at once.
See?
I don't like people who hug me like that.
I really don't like it.
I don't like people like this...
I don't like people like this Deamer.
Please drive properly.
Please don't drive like that.
Okay!
I got one!
Okay! I'll...
go now!
Alright.
I can do it!
Okay! Nice!
I can do it!
Alright!
Okay, okay! Not yet! Not at all!
I'm 3rd place! I'm 3rd place!
Thank goodness...
It looks like I can't win unless I'm the winner.
Most of you in the comments are saying "shy guy" but why?
Oh, I... Where should I go?
Merry Merry Mountain... I've done it before but...
I'm not good at most of the courses.
I'll leave it to you.
I like coconuts malls and...
Coconuts malls and...
What else was there?
Hmm...
Coconuts malls...
I might not be good at all of them.
I don't have a course that I'm good at but...
I'm doing it because it's fun.
Hart... Hart... Isn't there a Hart fan?
This is called "Hart Enhanced Otaku".
What? This is...
This is no good, Foo!
This is no good at all.
I don't like "Valley's Pinball".
Was it "DS"? I didn't like it since then.
I'm 1st place.
I'm not good at this course.
I'll do my best.
I like it!
It's my destiny to only get coins.
Let's go to the edge.
It's a coin!
There are people who get first place.
They only get coins.
That surprised me!
Stop it!
It's scary!
Stop it! Please!
I'm second! But I'm still second!
I can do it!
I'll take a break here.
It's painful for a normal person.
I'm third!
Even if you speed up, you shouldn't hit the wall!
I have ten coins, so it's okay!
I'll take a break here.
No, not at all.
No, you can't do that!
What? I'm not throwing it.
I was going to throw it outside of the car.
This is quite difficult.
This is only my second lap, so I don't know what will happen in the third lap.
This is quite painful.
When I do this, I get nervous and my hands get tired.
My hands sweat a lot.
Is it okay for me to take a break here?
No! That's...
What? I just saw Teresa.
Is Teresa's face equal?
Are you saying I'm a shy boy?
Everyone, I have to do this.
I have to do this.
This course is difficult.
It's quite difficult.
This is scary.
This is difficult!
I can't see anything!
This is bad!
Don't get carried away!
If you say that, I'll get carried away and do it.
No!
Wait a minute!
This is dangerous!
Fifth place.
I hope I can get into fifth place.
Second place outside of the car?
This is difficult.
Second place outside of the car.
Bangkok Rush. What is this?
Wow! I want to try this a little. I'm not good at either of them.
I'm excited. I'll put it here for a moment.
I'm looking forward to working with you. I'm excited enough.
But I'm getting carried away.
Strategy of running around the 3rd lap.
That's good, but...
Even if I get carried away, I always end up in first place.
Really?
Isn't 'rainbow road' really difficult?
I'm not good at this...
I'm not good at this course on the lower right screen.
I'm really not good at 'rainbow road'.
This is the end of the Mario Kart thumbnail, but I'm not good at it.
It falls down right away.
Yes...
Rainbow's 'dawson' is falling down.
Is it over yet? Is it over yet?
But...
I'm really good at Mario Kart.
So...
Rainbow's 'dawson'...
Oh! Is this an exciting bike?
Oh! It's an exciting bike!
For me, it's a course that I'm good at or not good at.
I'm going!
But it's just like a normal race, so I'm a little relieved.
I'll make you feel relieved.
3... 4...
I recommend this '3 lap start', so please try it.
Dawson's 'hand' practice course.
Okay, good.
I'm feeling good.
My hands are burning.
Hoi hoi hoi.
When I got close to 'fooa', I said my hands were burning, didn't I?
It's the last lap.
Wow, only one lap.
Eh, this is a little difficult.
It's dangerous!
Eh?
Red Korra was in position, though.
No way.
OK.
I think it's because of that.
Red Korra vs. Red Yoshi vs. Green Yoshi's battle.
Yoshi... I'm relieved.
OK.
I was going to get two of them.
Oh, no! I lost it!
Hurry up and get the blue Korra.
What?!
What?! Was it first place in an instant?!
I didn't know it was first place, and I was like "hurry up and go somewhere!"
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
Blue... Red Yoshi!
I'm sorry!
I won't lose, Fuwa!
I will never lose, really.
Can you not give me just one Korra?
It's a little hard for me.
I'll do my best!
Stop it! Don't give me just one Korra!
I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!
Maybe I can't do it!
3rd! 3rd! 3rd! Not bad! Not bad at all!
At the end, Korra was coming to me, but I used my buoyancy and it worked out for the first time.
It's amazing!
Wow, Kuroyoshi is in 1st place...
Oshaygai is in 10th place? Isn't she in a bad mood?
Sydney Sunshine...
Berlin Strasse... Donuts Room...
I don't like any of the courses...
I'll leave it up to you.
The caramel is strong. It looks soft and delicious.
Are viewers participating in this?
Then it's pretty funny.
Which course do you like?
Mario Kart players.
Huh? What? What did you see?
I'm counting on you!
Oh, is it Shizoni Sunshine?
Mushroom... Wow, I know!
Wow, I think I like Momo Country the most.
I think I like Momo Country the most.
Wow, I'm not good at Baby Park... No, I can't.
I'm not good at Baby Park. There are too many curves.
Why?
Momo Country is my garden.
I'll do it after I've heard a little about it.
Wow, it's here.
It's here. There are a lot of people.
There are a lot of people.
Huh? Stop it!
It's dangerous.
I'm a pro.
I'm not going to lose, Harutan!
Okay, Haltan! No, I'm sorry.
Red is good.
Haltan, are you holding back?
Please don't throw it behind me, Haltan.
Okay.
I'll pick it up.
Is it this red?
Two red corals.
Where am I?!
Which one of these courses has more enemies?
Good, good.
Haltan, wait for me.
Wait for me.
Haltan, don't leave me behind.
I won't listen to you at all.
No, don't do it! I didn't mean it like that!
I was surprised! That was close!
I was surprised!
It was so close behind me...
I couldn't pick it up!
This is frustrating!
I couldn't pick it up...
Why are there killers?
I'll follow you, Haltan.
Haltan, don't throw the cows at me.
I trust you.
I'm holding back because of your back.
I don't know if I can do it.
Okay!
Second place!
Second place for stability.
It's stable.
Everyone, let's go.
Everyone, let's play Mario Kart.
"HARUTA, it's stable." It's stable, thank you.
SILVER COLLECTOR
Oh! "SUNSHINE AIRPORT"
"Animal Crossing" is a little...
SUNSHINE AIRPORT
I'll use it.
I always send "SHY GUY" but...
It was good.
It was second place.
What is the effect of rappa's item?
Like...
It's not like "jiha" but...
By throwing items like "red cola" from behind...
Or by doing it near other players...
Do you make other players fall?
Do you make them go "wow"?
I'm really bad at explaining.
Oh! "Mario Kart"!
Here it is.
Please look it up.
It's really like that.
You can throw "red cola" from behind.
By using it.
The timing is good.
It's convenient.
It depends on how you use it.
I think it's my first time playing "cocofoo".
Mario Circuit 3
I think it's my first time.
What? "HARUTA"?
Why do I have a banana and HARUTA has a coin even though I'm second?
Isn't it unfair?
Oh no! I threw it!
I won't forgive you, HARUTA! I won't forgive you!
There are three YOSHIS behind me so I'd like to show you the threat of these YOSHIS.
I won't forgive you, really.
I'm just saying it because you're lying.
Why do you do things like that?
Oh no! I can't do it anymore!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no! Oh no! I don't care anymore!
I don't care anymore!
It's not like I want to do something like this.
Okay, I managed to fix my trajectory.
Shy Guy! There you are again!
Okay.
If I can catch it, I'll be able to do it next time.
I'm playing "Shy Guy" and "Heisou" at the same time.
Even if I'm told to run together in a marathon, I'll never run.
"Civic" is pretty tough too.
I think I can do it if I'm in 7th place in my third lap.
Okay.
Oh, I heard the rolling sound, so I'm in 7th place.
Oh no! This is hard!
Okay. Okay!
I'll use it here.
Why are you trying to throw the red cola?!
I can do it! Wait! Please!
Good.
I wasn't really happy about it.
It's second place except for me!
It's frustrating!
Talking about Mario Kart makes you talk bad.
No, I'm holding it back today.
I'm holding it back.
Huh?! What is this?!
It's Yoshi Island and I'm Yoshi, so I have no choice but to do it!
I have no choice but to do it.
"It's a line." Yes, it is.
It doesn't show at all. What is this?
Your least favorite course?
I like Momocountry.
I like Momocountry. I love it.
It's stable.
I like coconuts malls and stuff like that.
Ghosts...
Like Kuppacastle and Telesan...
And Rainbow Road are a little too much for me.
And I'm not really good at curves and stuff like that.
That's the kind of game it is.
Huh?! It doesn't show at all. What is this?
What is this?
What happened?
Flower park.
"I like the way you talk." Thank you.
But Fu is...
Oh! It's here!
If Fu didn't have the title "idol" now, I think she would have said it in a ridiculous way.
Everyone is making a mistake.
Huh?!
There is a person with the worst name.
Hey!
There is a person with the worst name.
What does it mean?
It's hard for me to say it!
Huh?!
This person is the worst.
This person is crazy.
Marika games... From Wii to Marika...
Um... I've been playing from DS.
I started playing when I was in elementary school.
My sister's DS... I was using it with my sister.
Then I played Mario Kart...
Then 3DS and Wii...
Then Wii U...
And then Switch.
On Switch, you can play old games...
Like... Super... How do you say it? Online.
I registered about 2 or 3 of them.
Mega Drive!
Mega Drive, Super Famicom, and regular Famicom.
And... 64?
Those 4... Um... How do you say it?
There's an app you can try out for old games...
On Switch... You register for it...
Nintendo Online! You can register for it...
You play it...
Um... 64 Mario Kart...
Famicom... Super Famicom... You can play those.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
Mega Drive...
I like one of those games...
The game where you catch birds...
And...
You can play Sonic games...
And you can play Mario Tennis on 64.
I really like Mario Tennis on 64.
My grandpa...
My grandpa really liked Mario 64...
My grandma really liked Mario 64...
She had a lot of old games...
She played them regularly...
She can't have them now...
Oh! Mario Circuit...
It's over...
But I play a lot of things!
I play a lot of Famicom games...
Mario Circuit... I'll do my best!
Three...
Okay!
Start dash, president!
Get coins! Okay!
I... I got some.
One... One...
"Togi"... "Togi"?
It says "Togi", but it sounds like "Togi".
It's totally different.
That's a rapper... It was a rapper.
I can't help but look at it.
I'll look at it if it makes me feel bad.
Okay! Ten coins! I got ten coins!
Mario is definitely a detective!
This is fun!
I feel like I'm having fun in places like this.
Ten coins...
If I get too many standards here...
It's not good.
I'll make a big mistake if I get too many here.
If I talk about my character...
Or other enemies...
If it comes...
Okay! If I get it here...
I can get the item.
It's okay! I'm still first!
It's hard to get coins here!
It's hard to get coins here, but...
I can do it! I can do it! I can definitely do it! I can still do it! I can still do it!
It's the third lap and it's about...
It's about...
It's not coming anymore? It's not coming anymore, right?
Oh! Oh, it's not.
No! No! No!
Please! Please!
Let me get first place! Please!
I'll do it here...
Amazing!
It's here! Seriously!
Thank you, God!
"Poisonous". Seriously.
I thought you were from the Game & Watch generation.
I don't know, but I did a lot of things.
My grandpa liked games a lot.
He let me play when I was little.
Like "Dig Dug".
And I did a lot of things.
"Ribbon Road" is...
I don't like all of them. Leave it to me.
Have you ever played Game & Watch?
I've never played Game & Watch.
I found out about Game & Watch when I played "Smash Bros."
P.S.
I used to play it a lot.
Big Dog.
I played "Ballet Ball" and other games on Famicom.
I also played "Donkey Kong" on Famicom.
Mysterious Clemist.
I played a lot of games. It was fun.
I'm going to stop the car.
Ta-dah!
Was I too fast?
Wait! This is a rainbow road!
I just realized it.
I'm not good at this.
I'm really not good at it.
I'm not good at it because there is no wall.
Can I do it?
I'm not good at it because there is no wall.
There is a way to accelerate.
I'm not good at it.
I'm scared!
I can't accelerate here.
Okay.
I always fall here.
Yes! Nice!
I'm not good at it because there is no wall.
I think I'm good at Yoshin Circuit.
I like Yoshin Circuit.
There are many curves.
This way.
It's close.
Okay! I think I can do it!
Wow, I'm scared.
But first place...
Ah, it's coming.
Nice!
Thank you, Thunder!
Seriously, thank you!
I'm really happy, though.
Eh, what are you doing?
Isn't it weird to beat it up by yourself?
Well, well, well, I'm in 4th place, so...
I've done something really unpleasant.
But my...
Mario Kart's name...
What was it again?
Mario Kart...
But I think it was a heavy name.
My Mario Kart was probably...
Probably a heavy name.
Ah, okay.
That's why I'm in 4th place.
I can't beat it up by myself?
Sorry.
This is bad!
But I don't have any items right now, so...
This might be tough.
Okay, do your best!
This is bad.
Eh!?
Warehouse...
Masato!
Stop it!
This is...
This is what I think of...
This course is really bad for me.
But...
It's not that Rainbow Road is bad...
It's just...
Seriously, the players here...
They're really mean.
Fufufu.
"You can't let your guard down." That's right. I can't let my guard down until the end.
Well, leave it to me!
Well, it doesn't matter which course it is.
It's nice to meet you, but if it's private...
Eh? Are you watching Fuwa's private life?
"Do you know Fuwa?" How do you know? Why do you know?
I don't know.
This Masato criminal has been bullying me a lot, so I'm going to tell him...
Tell him... Tell him... Tell him...
I'm going to tell him about it.
What did you say?
I didn't say anything.
Did Fuwa say 'kiss'?
What? Did he say it?
No, he didn't say it.
He said 'he fell in love'.
He didn't say it.
He really didn't say it.
Ribbon road...
I'll do my best.
Oh, it's a link!
Link...
I also played 'Legend of Zelda'.
I played it.
I want it.
At first?
At first, I want it.
But what's the point?
If it's good, everything is good.
Isn't that what you're saying?
This...
This, like...
This undying...
Mario and...
Mario Bros. and stuff like that...
On the back course...
Even if you jump, you won't die.
This kind of comic-like thing...
Like...
Something like that...
Stop it...
Stop it!
Masato...
As I thought, it's Masato!
I think I'm going to hate the name 'Masato'.
What is this person called 'Masato'?
Hmm?
What is he doing?
Masato is...
A pushover.
Designer.
Killer.
I'll forgive you for this much.
This...
This undying comic-like thing...
That appears in 'Kuppa Castle'...
I really hate it.
Even if you step on it, you won't die.
Ah, no!
That's not what I meant!
No, not at all.
I won't forgive you.
Eh, wait a minute!
Really, wait!
I'm still in 5th place.
I'm still in 5th place in my second match.
I'm still in a good position, in a good position.
Alright!
This is bad!
This boomerang is also really good.
I think people who use boomerangs have a really bad personality.
People who play Mario Kart have a pretty bad personality.
It's a stereotype, though.
Okay!
I can do it, I can do it!
If Masato... If Masato doesn't do anything weird, I can do it.
I can do things like this, but I'm definitely going to fall, so I'm going to stop.
Eh, don't... Eh, don't catch me!
This is bad, this is bad!
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
This is it, this is it! The last one! The last one!
The last one!
The last one...
This is it, right?
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I can do it, I can do it, I can do it!
I did it! Masato! I was about to get killed by Masato.
Poisonous grass. I was talking a lot. I thought I got a blue cola, but I was talking a lot.
I like Kenopio herb, so I'll do it. I like it a lot.
You're doing a lot of special effects.
No!
Fuwa is...
Fuwa is an exception.
Fuwa is an exception, so...
Yeah, I got my revenge on Masato.
I was humiliated for hitting him with green cola.
I was humiliated for hitting him with red cola.
I was humiliated for hitting him with green cola.
Should I do it?
Retaliation.
Hey, stop it!
If you cut out that part, you might get beaten up, so stop it.
Ah! Kinopio Circuit! But I don't hate this course.
Okay, let's go.
I'm going to use both earphones.
Okay!
The best!
I can't hear you.
I can't hear anything around me.
Wow! That surprised me!
Okay, I'm going to speed up.
Okay! I'm going to put it in here.
Someone caught me!
Eh, why?
You know, Mario-kun, the raccoon.
You can't do that, you know?
It's bad, you know?
Is it a coin?
Maybe it's a human banana.
Uwaa, this is bad!
Okay, I can do it!
If I get two of them here...
Somehow...
Yes!
Okay.
I can't go this way...
Someone come here!
Can I eat this?
Why did I get hit by a boomerang when I was eating a banana?
My face is itching.
When I'm playing Mario Kart and my face is itching, I want to develop a device that makes my face itch.
Wow, this is fun. This is great!
Wow, this is great!
The staff are starting to feel like it's normal and the applause is starting to stop.
I'm really happy that they're starting to feel like it's normal for me to win first place.
Isn't this amazing?
Wow, I don't think I can play a horror game...
Yoshi! I saw you earlier!
Was it here? Yoshi...
No, it might not be here.
The course that I'm good at.
Maybe it's where Yoshi's big shell is spinning around.
Was it here?
Your level must be much lower than Fuwa's.
Is it?
But isn't it mixed with people of different rates?
Even if I'm low in rate,
there are people who come in at 10,000 rate and people who come in at tens of thousands rate.
"Yoshii Ballet," huh? I like Yoshii Ballet, Fuwa.
Oh, but I'm Yoshii Saki now.
If I play this game, my hands will shake and I probably won't be able to play it.
I can't go any further than this.
Yes, it's too scary.
Yoshii Saki and I will do our best.
Wow, I'm scared of the bones in the back.
One, two...
Three...
Go, go!
Okay!
This is good.
I can slide well.
Here! I can't curve here.
Here, here...
Wait!
Hayato? Hagetaro?
I won't forgive you if you take first place.
I won't forgive you. I don't like this course because of many curves.
I don't like this course.
I don't like this course because of many curves.
I don't like it.
I can do something here, can't I?
Hey, this shortcut is absolutely impossible!
That's why I don't like shortcuts.
Because you fall down.
Is there someone behind me?
There is.
No, no, no!
No!
Please, hit me.
Eh? Stop doing that.
And I'm bald.
It's not bad.
Okay!
Eh?
Even if I'm followed here, I'll just bump into you.
Sorry.
Eh? Wait.
It's okay, it's okay.
It hurts a lot, though.
Wow, it's here.
This...this...
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Nice.
Okay.
Alright!
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Nice, nice!
Okay! Second place, second place, second place!
I can do it! I can do it!
I did it, I did it!
It was definitely like this.
Ah...
If you use the killer at the cliff you saw earlier on this course, it's a long killer.
Ah, is that so?
Yeah, like a long killer...
I don't know the timing of the killer.
I don't know where to do it.
It was really scary, but...
I'm definitely in first place this year.
First...
First place, right?
Ah, they're sending me messages saying "hello" so I'll...
I'll...
I'll read them.
I'd like to have a match with Ue-chan.
Please!
Please do!
Thunder Evasion
Yeah...
I don't know the timing of "Thunder Evasion" at all, so I can't read it.
Translation is over.
It's a post-translation.
But...
But, well, well...
It's okay.
Not at all.
Wow...
What will it be?
What? It's like "merry what?" "merry christmas?"
It's "merry merry mountain" now!
After this, next year's GC...
Look at it! It's a new edition in Okinawa, so please check it out!
I put my mouth in it.
Oh! Yoshi! Yoshi's bike is great! I like it!
I can't do it... I can't do it...
Eh? Stop it! Don't do that!
It's not like that! It's not like that!
Ah, it's 1.
Eh? It won't come if I try to hit the banana?
Is this the end of the comment?
Oh no, now...
The moment I lost consciousness...
When I lost consciousness...
It was really...
It was really bad.
It was really bad. I lost consciousness when I lost consciousness.
Why are you throwing it twice in a row?
This Wario is getting in my way. I'm a little irritated.
Yes! A star! A star is coming! A star is coming! A star is coming! But I can't move on! A star is coming but...
I don't know what's going to happen. It's really scary.
But I'm 7th place now.
It's pretty... Eh, what?!
Yoshi, do your best! I'm expecting you!
The third lap! This is where the battle begins!
The third lap is where the battle begins, everyone!
I'll do my best!
Eh? I said I'd do my best... Eh?!
Yoshi and Yoshi fighting each other... Will Yoshi be king?
Here it comes! Go, go, go, go!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Butch... Butchman... Eh?! That surprised me!
Eh?! Why isn't a star coming for me?
KAMI SEVEN...
6th! 6th! 6th!
I'm in KAMI SEVEN so...
Are you serious?
Wow, are you serious?!
This is bad! There's a last one!
Everyone, last... last...
Huh?!
I've done these two so I'll go with this one.
Wow, there's a lot of people!
There's a lot of people!
There's a really, really strong hit coming!
Are you serious?!
This is the last one.
T-t-today is the last stream.
This is the last part.
Wow, I want to get first place!
Wow! Wow!
Wow, nice! I want to wear a crown!
I want to wear a crown!
"Decorate the best day of the week"... But what is it now?
I can't decide.
"Decorate the best day of the week"... I want to decorate it! Really!
Please!
I've been waiting for this year!
Please! God!
I'm begging you!
Mario Circuit! Please!
And... and Fuga chose Mario Circuit!
Fuga chose Mario Circuit!
I can't lose this!
It's 1,300 rates but I can't lose!
I'll do my best! Please cheer for Fuga at the end!
Here I go!
Be careful!
Let's go carefully!
Be careful!
Let's go safely!
Can you not do the "let it go" thing?
I'll get all of the coins!
Mario gets in the way a lot, doesn't he?
I can still do it. Not at all.
Not at all worried. Not at all, you know...
It's nothing.
Not at all...
Not at all pleasant...
Mario is having fun.
Not at all...
Not at all pleasant!
I'll get all of them!
I hope you think of this as a variety show.
This is also part of the performance.
No, no, no!
It's my second lap!
I can still do it.
It's fine.
I mean, if it's over...
Seriously...
Why do you have to do this to me?
You know...
You're always doing weird things.
Seriously!
You don't have to do things like this!
I didn't get all of them!
Besides...
This is terrible!
It's terrible that I came this far!
Seriously!
I didn't get all of the coins!
I can't forgive you!
Oh my god, I'm really irritated.
It's like...
Is this a punishment game?
Yes, I can do it.
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Wait!
Yes!
I have an announcement!
To commemorate the release of our fourth album "no.13", we made a "no.13" game!
Please check our official twitter and official news on our homepage.
While listening to "#no.13", let's become members, collect roses and takoyaki, and beat the obama family to clear the level!
Damn...
This is frustrating!
Everyone, it's already started, but it's better to end it, right?
Yes, it's over.
It's over.
With this, my Mario Kart will end in 8th place!
Everyone, thank you so much.
Today's stream is one and a half hours long...
Hey...
I have no choice but to do it!
What should I do?
Hey, this...
Eh? What should I do with this?
Eh? I can't touch it...
Eh? Wait a minute...
I accelerated...
Eh? Wait a minute...
How many minutes is it now? 7 minutes 57 seconds!
Can I do it? Can I do it? Is there anything I can't do?
Can't I do it?
Then...
Everyone...
Um...
Today...
7 minutes 57 seconds...
I ended up in 8th place, but the result is...
Um... Until the end...
I didn't do anything reckless...
I had fun playing Mario Kart with everyone...
It was really fun!
It was my first Mario Kart stream...
Like this...
Um... With everyone...
Um... Um...
While getting support...
But, um...
In the middle of it...
Everyone was supporting different people...
Um...
It felt weird...
Wow... In the end...
You supported me...
But...
I'm sorry for the unfortunate result...
Yes... Today...
Really...
Everyone, thank you so much!
But, I got 1st place many times!
It was really fun!
How many minutes is it now? 58 minutes!
Yes! As long as I have time...
A little...
Yes...
Ow! B-banana... I want to hit it...
Yes...
That's right, everyone...
Yes...
Today...
Today, everyone...
Play Mario Kart before you go to sleep!
Today...
But...
I got first place about four or five times in a row...
This is...
Luck...
Is luck good?
Even if it's luck...
Even if it's luck, isn't it too good?
I think it's a day when I was able to show you my ability.
I had a lot of fun.
Also...
I wanted to get first place in the end, but I ended up in eighth place.
But I think it's good because it's realistic.
It's 7 minutes, so...
Yes...
Well...
This is my third week, but I'll probably get angry halfway through.
Then...
Is it okay?
Everyone, thank you very much!
Bye bye!
Thank you!